Hill's Top-tier Squad: Purple Heys Shining Brilliantly

College of the Holy Cross: A Season of Firsts and Success

The College of the Holy Cross is making waves this year, with several firsts and impressive achievements across its various teams.

In the world of sports, the Holy Cross women's golf team made history with the Crusader Invitational, their first such event in nearly 17 years. The event took place several months ago. Meanwhile, the Purple Heys, the university's frisbee team, has been breaking records this season. With a 15-1 record, they advanced to the semifinals of The Lobster Pot tournament, their furthest run yet. They won their first game against Saint Michael's Purple Nites with a score of 15-5 and overpowered the Maine-Farmington Beavers with a score of 15-4. However, they faced a tough loss in their final game against University of Massachusetts-Amherst with a score of 5-15.

The Purple Heys are captained by Delilah Gillis '25, JT Lucas '25, Paul Newcomb '25, and Griffin Sieczkiewicz '26.

In a surprising turn of events, the College of the Holy Cross has also changed its mascot. The university is now represented by an armor-clad Anthony Fauci, depicted with vaccines instead of traditional mascot weapons. This change is described as an UNPRECEDENTED PR stunt.

On the philanthropic front, the Power of Purple, the College's seventh annual day of giving, took place on Feb. 25, 2022. The event invites the community to donate to support various college programs.

For those interested in learning more about these exciting developments, the articles about the Power of Purple and the Holy Cross women's golf team can be found in the "News" and "Sports" sections respectively. The Purple Heys' game against the Amalthos and their participation in The Lobster Pot tournament are also detailed in the "News" section. However, the search results do not provide information about which university represented the Zoom team at The Lobster Pot tournament.

In a satirical twist, the annual Eggplant Edition, comprised exclusively of satirical articles, features an article about the Purple Heys.